cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
Favorite movies » Inception (2010), dir. Christopher Nolan
"The moment’s passed. Whatever I do I can’t change this moment. I’m about to call out to them. They run away. If I’m ever going to see their faces I’ve gotta get back home. The real world."
A few outrageous cosplays
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
how have I gone this long without seeing this video
gotta bring this back lol
HELP ME I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD