becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

(Source: iraffiruse)

wickedclothes:

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wickedclothes:

Harry Potter House Crest Leather Wallets
Although these genuine leather wallets are ideal for wizards, they work just as well for holding muggle money. Available in various colors. Sold on Etsy.
wickedclothes:

Harry Potter House Crest Leather Wallets
Although these genuine leather wallets are ideal for wizards, they work just as well for holding muggle money. Available in various colors. Sold on Etsy.
wickedclothes:

Harry Potter House Crest Leather Wallets
Although these genuine leather wallets are ideal for wizards, they work just as well for holding muggle money. Available in various colors. Sold on Etsy.

wickedclothes:

Harry Potter House Crest Leather Wallets

Although these genuine leather wallets are ideal for wizards, they work just as well for holding muggle money. Available in various colors. Sold on Etsy.

enriquemolina:

thebearsupthere:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make the least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?




Yup.

I realize that Tumblr is made up of mostly a younger generation, that’s why YOU need to pay attention to this, because YOU can make a difference.

I was just reading that college is free in Germany and there’s student discounts on everything. Here we work for beans during college and amass debt to be trained—not educated—but trained to be smart enough to keep this paradigm functioning, yet dumb enough to accept it as it is.

enriquemolina:

thebearsupthere:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make the least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

Yup.

I realize that Tumblr is made up of mostly a younger generation, that’s why YOU need to pay attention to this, because YOU can make a difference.

I was just reading that college is free in Germany and there’s student discounts on everything. Here we work for beans during college and amass debt to be trained—not educated—but trained to be smart enough to keep this paradigm functioning, yet dumb enough to accept it as it is.

(Source: socialismartnature)

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

thecyberwolf:

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Created by Andrew Domachowski thecyberwolf:

Super Smash Bros Remixed
Created by Andrew Domachowski thecyberwolf:

Super Smash Bros Remixed
Created by Andrew Domachowski thecyberwolf:

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thecyberwolf:

Super Smash Bros Remixed

Created by Andrew Domachowski

  • me: okay lets start this homework
  • *2 hours later*
  • me: okay lets start this homework

no-future-official:

I wish Tumblr would shut down for a week, just so these damn SJWs would go out into the actual world for a change and realize just how wrong they are.

spirit-t0mb:

i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesnt even matter

spirit-t0mb:

i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesnt even matter

(Source: yodiscrepo)

mystia:

chenyakumo:

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I FOUND IRT

(Source: chenyakumo-remade)

Played 144775 times.

hypnostatics:

If you work to make girls question every single choice they make or have ever made because of “internalized misogyny” then I hate to break it to you buddy but you are the one doing the conditioning not society

horrorpandas:

Thank you Based Mom

awwww-cute:

He dissapeared

awwww-cute:

He dissapeared

gunnedhamtanaka:

xenitaph:

PENTA FAIL FLASH!

omfg.

(Source: disneyyandmore)