Once upon a time there was a girl named Hilary. Hilary had a lot of work to do. Unfortunately Hilary had the work ethic of a dead high school drop out, which is even less than that of a high school drop out, because this one is also dead. Because of this Hilary was to stay up late into the night trying to get her work done, because she fucking procrastinated. Hilary regretted her life decisions that lead her to this point, she vowed to be in bed by one in the morning and to get her shit done. Hilary thought maybe she would learn from this experience and never procrastinate again. Hilary quickly came to the conclusion that she was not stupid and knew better than that, for as long as there was work to do, there was mindless shit to do to avoid it.